Now that you're here, an introduction is in order. I am Fedora Man/ Fedora Guy.

I started life, as most fedoras do, as material, laid out on a hatmaker's table. The Constructor loomed over me, and picked me up. I was chosen, out of all the others.

I still recall the first stitch that went into my brim. The rhythm of the needle, in and out. Lacing me with thread and making me something alive. Maybe then was the time I first Thought.

I don't know much, really. All I know is that I am here now. And that I have an end goal.

If you wish to send me messages, do it on my Tumblr..